I'm Not Perfect. I'm a Mom. by Jasmine Han

Author:Jasmine Han
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9789814655156
Publisher: Epigram Books
Published: 2017-07-04T04:00:00+00:00

#18 I made a short trip to the mall to pick up the two important items that I had left out during my previous shopping trip. John was strapped into the stroller and Jane was propped on my right hip. As we walked, Jane decided that it was a brilliant idea to stick her hand into my sports bra and tweak my nipple, so very slowly, while cocking her head as close to my nipple as she could. I walked as fast as I could, hoping that no one would notice as I did not have a spare hand to disengage her hand or to smack her with, neither did I want to be inappropriate and lecture her in public.

We were waiting for the lift when John reached up and started to pinch me at my female parts. There was no one around and he was quiet, so I decided that there was no need for drama and just wiggled away.

“Mole! Mole!” When we got into the lift, Jane started repeatedly pressing, slowly and deliberately, then violently, on a huge mole on the left cheek of a handsome man in an elegant suit. He was too mortified to move away. I apologised and hoped we would never see him again or find out that we were associated with him in any way.

We finally made it to the shop. After paying for the necessary items at the cashier counter, we successfully made it back to the car that seemed to have been parked at least a mile away. I belted my two exhausted kids into their car seats and drove for fifteen minutes away from the shops towards home. Both of my kids had fallen deeply asleep and it was raining cats and dogs. It was then that I realised that I had left the paid-for items behind at the cashier counter.

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